Tuesday, July 5, 2011

It's All Relative

My car is thirteen years old and has suffered every possible misfortune, from being attacked by a deer to having a child throw up in it.

Lately, stinkbugs have invaded my car. Surprisingly, they're making it smell better.


  1. really? how does stink bugs make your car smell better? how is that possible?

  2. My car is haunted by the odors I never described, in works of fiction I never got around to writing.

    Instead, I wrote nonfiction books. I don't think there's a single scent description in any of them.

    Stink bugs are very zen. Their odor brings you back into the here and now.