Mayor Bloomberg has just canceled the New York Marathon, which was scheduled for this Saturday. It seemed inappropriate to hold it when so many New Yorkers are still suffering the effects of Hurricane Sandy.
How about this" Instead of canceling it, we make those marathoners run on
treadmills, hooked up to generators? Get the lights back on, if only for a few hours!
The winner will be the first contestant to generate enough electricity to DVR all the episodes of "The Walking Dead!"