Fun at the DMV!

I just renewed my driver's license. I was depressed because I was the only one in the waiting room who had brought something to read. Of course, the Department of Motor Vehicles doesn't supply magazines to read. A few people were playing with their smartphones, but most of them just stared off into space.

Are you still a writer if no one reads anymore?

Finally, I got to the head of the line. I'm at the age when I no longer care what my photo looks like. Just get me out of the damn DMV as quickly as possible!

(I expect to be identified from my dental records, anyway.)