Tuesday, July 5, 2011

It's All Relative

My car is thirteen years old and has suffered every possible misfortune, from being attacked by a deer to having a child throw up in it.

Lately, stinkbugs have invaded my car. Surprisingly, they're making it smell better.

2 comments:

  1. really? how does stink bugs make your car smell better? how is that possible?

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  2. My car is haunted by the odors I never described, in works of fiction I never got around to writing.

    Instead, I wrote nonfiction books. I don't think there's a single scent description in any of them.

    Stink bugs are very zen. Their odor brings you back into the here and now.

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