Showing posts with label USSR. Show all posts
Showing posts with label USSR. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

It's Been a Long Time Coming


Last week, a payload from Space Exploration Technologies Corporation (SpaceX) reached the International Space Station.  This was an historic event: the first cargo sent to the Space Station by a private company!

As exciting as this is, it's been a long time coming.  My own history with private space launches goes back almost exactly 30 years.


Space Services, Inc., and the First Private Rocket Launch

I was at the first-ever launch of a private space sub-orbital flight, Conestoga I, back in September of 1982.

At that time I was living in Houston, Texas.  I was not long out of college, where I had written a few articles for my college newspaper.  Later, I'd done man-in-the-street interviews for a free paper in the Lehigh Valley, Pennsylvania.  Covering this launch was the biggest thing I'd ever reported on.

A Houston company called Space Services, Inc., had cobbled together a launch vehicle, which they called Conestoga I.  It was to be launched from Matagorda Island (off the Gulf of Mexico).  I wrangled a press pass to the event and went down to the launch with several other Houston space enthusiasts.  We actually went down twice; the first scheduled launch was scrubbed.  But the second, after several hours of delay, came off successfully.

Even though the rocket was less than impressive (see the second photo above), it was an important event.  Until then, the US government had a monopoly on space launches in the USA.  We space enthusiasts hoped that this marked the beginning of dozens of private enterprise space efforts.  All of us were frustrated with the government-funded, plodding, design-by-committee work of NASA.  

We had also grown up reading Robert A. Heinlein's stories favoring private enterprise space efforts, such as "The Man Who Sold the Moon."  You want the jet pack the futurists of the 1950s and 60s promised you?  We wanted to go into space and stay at the Space Hilton.  This 1982 sub-orbital launch was supposed to be the start of that.

(There was high-tech on the ground, too.  It was on the ferry ride back to the mainland that I first saw a reporter writing her story with a portable computer!  Back in 1982, that computer probably cost more than the secondhand car I drove.)

We left the island with high hopes for Space Services, Inc (SSI).  The company insured good connections with NASA and the US government by hiring former Mercury 7 astronaut Deke Slayton as director.  But SSI never managed to become the gateway for space travel that we hoped for.  Today, they make their money shooting human ashes into space.  They also have a "Name the Star" subsidiary.  While I can't begrudge them finding a way to make money, it's quite a disappointment to someone who was at their first sub-orbital launch.


The German Space Company: Space Rockets or Missiles?

There were other disappointments over the years.

For a while, there was considerable excitement about a German launch company, OTRAG (which stood for Orbital Transport und Raketen AG ).  Unlike the scrounged, patched-together Conestoga I of SSI, OTRAG deigned a new engineering system for its rockets.

However, OTRAG elected to make money by basing its launch sites in countries ruled by dictators: first Zaire, then Libya.  The only reason those dictators allowed OTRAG to be based in their nations was the hope that OTRAG would give them missiles.  Thankfully, none of the dictators ever got effective missiles.

Of course, OTRAG had to be based outside of Europe.  This was back in the late 1970s and the 1980s; the USSR certainly wasn't going to allow OTRAG to put missiles in West Germany.  

Pressure from the international community eventually shut OTRAG down. But at least no one died.


The Assassination of Dr. Gerald Bull

Canadian ballistics scientist Dr. Gerald Bull wasn't so lucky.  He and his Space Research Company (SRC) were working towards building a "Supergun"- a gun so large it could literally shoot payloads into space.  His work in ballistics was so considered so valuable that he was made a US citizen by act of Congress.

But, by 1967, the US decided to pursue missiles over ballistic technology.  Both the Canadian and the US governments eventually stopped funding his efforts, so Gerry Bull and SRC found other sponsors.

Naturally, big guns have other uses besides launching satellites.  Gerry Bull found buyers who wanted to use his guns for military uses.  He and SRC first got into trouble in 1977 when it became public that they sold guns and restricted technology to South Africa, which was then under a UN arms embargo.  (The South Africans had no need for a Supergun, but they needed artillery to fight the Marxists in Angola.)

The scientist had become a gunrunner.

In a US court, Gerry Bull plead guilty for the South African sale.  He expected a slap on the wrist.  After all, the 60 barrels and 50,000 "semi-finished" shells he smuggled into South Africa had been built by a US arms manufacturer, with the apparent (if covert) approval of the US government.  In 1980 he was given a nominal four month sentence, but the jail time embittered Dr. Bull against the US government.  On the one hand, part of the government wanted him to help the South Africans fight the Marxists. On the other hand,  that same government prosecuted him and forced the liquidation of SRC.

After his release, Gerry Bull moved to Brussels, Belgium - then the center of the international arms industry.  In 1984, it became clear that Gerry Bull was now working for the People's Republic of China, helping them improve their arms industry.  He had other clients, too:  during the Iran-Iraq War, Iraq's forces used Bull-designed howitzers to great effect.  Saddam Hussein became interested enough to fund the Supergun, which Bull claimed would be able to fire a shell up to 6,000 miles.  

Israel is well within range of an Iraqi Supergun.

Of course, the Israelis would not allow the Supergun to be built.  Dr. Gerry Bull was assassinated outside his Brussels apartment in March of 1990.  It is widely believed that he was slain by Israeli MOSSAD agents.  The Iraqi Supergun was never completed.

Plenty of scientists still believe that some sort of gun would make a perfectly viable space launching system.  The preferred system now is called a "railgun."  But that has never been built, either.


21st Century Space Travel

After the millennium, private space efforts picked up.  SpaceX itself was not founded until 2002.  But the older space enthusiasts had been disappointed too often.  We developed a "show me" attitude after being disappointed once too often.

But now, at last, SpaceX has finally succeeded.  NASA has decommissioned their Space Shuttles, and private space companies are stepping up to fill that void.  

Now we're opening a new chapter for space exploration.  

It reminds me of the enthusiasm we had at that 1982 launch of the Conestoga.  

It reminds me of what it was like to be young.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Pay Cuts will Cause Top Executives to Become James Bond Villains

The media reports that cutting the salaries of the highest-paid US executives will cause a "brain drain," forcing executives to leave for greener pastures. But where will they go? Not to a foreign country. They're foreign over there, and the wretched refuse doesn't speak English. These are American executives we're talking about: they only speak American, god dammit!

I've figured out where they're going to end up.

You know the saying: When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns? Well, when highly-paid executives are outlawed, only outlaws will have highly-paid executives.

I'm not talking about religion-based terrorist organizations. Can you imagine Jack Welch running al Qaeda? No, our best and brightest are going to the secular terrorist organizations, like SPECTRE, THRUSH, HYDRA, HIVE, and AIM!

At this very moment, SPECTRE (The Special Executive for Extortion, Counterespionage, Terrorism, Revenge, and, uh, more Extortion) needs new CEO. (The old one, Ernst Stavro Blofeld, has been killed at least three times. HMOs now consider that a pre-existing condition.) How about Enron's Jeffrey Skilling for SPECTRE CEO? A few weeks after the US Supreme Court laughs at his appeal, Jeffrey will be sitting in a secret lair, stroking a white pussy cat and giving Rosa Klebb orders to assassinate a lot of federal prosecutors.

And the mad scientists at AIM (that's Advanced Idea Mechanics, not The American Indian Movement), need someone to lead them. Right now, all they have is a Frankenstein's monster named MODOK, who looks like a floating Mr. Potato Head. AIM needs new leadership. They need Carly Floriana! (Assuming she loses her bid for governor of California, of course.) If Carly can handle Hewlett Packard, she can handle a bunch of lab-bound nerds who haven't even seen a girl in years.

Best of all, THRUSH (The Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity) can bust Bernie Madoff out of prison and put him in charge! THRUSH needs an infusion of cash; they've been broke ever since The Man from UNCLE went off the air. If there's anyone who can generate big bucks through nefarious means, it's Bernie.

(Maybe Bernie can also get the THRUSH minions to stop carrying those stupid walking sticks that shoot sleep gas and bullets. When you're busy Subjugating Humanity, you don't want to get stopped at the metal detector. Of course, if THRUSH is still using the same thugs they had when The Man from UNCLE exited, they probably need canes by now.)

If this scenario doesn't look good to you, call your Congressman and tell him NOT to allow executive pay cuts. After all, when the USSR fell apart, we used US tax dollars to fund Soviet nuclear scientists. We paid them to stay out of trouble, preempting bribes from Lybia and Iran and other wannabe members of the nuke club. Why shouldn't we do the same thing with our homegrown brainiacs?

And if we don't? Well, when armies of radioactive cyber-zombies march down Main Street, you'll know who to blame.